Creeper guy

Amazing ;; “Wings”
“16 & Pregnant”

A few weeks ago was senior week and I’m not sure how many of you might know what that is. I’ll tell you so this all makes more sense. Basically, all the people who just graduated go away to the beach, in our case (as in my city and others around us), Ocean City, Maryland. Most of the time is all the partying and drinking and what not. Not everyone goes to party but, most do.

Well, my friend Lisa went with a few of her friends (I didn’t go to senior week by the way) and on of her friends mom was with them, and they had a van they were all riding it because it was like five people total. And on they’re way to the boardwalk, they saw another van and in it was this guy and he kept mouthing and signaling “call me”. All the girls in my friends van started flashing numbers at him but it was too many that he just flashed his number to them. Lisa texted him a little while there and like he started asking if she sent naked pictures. She of course was like “What the hell?”

She stopped talking to him but, still had his number. She was over last night and we were bored and decided to text him from my phone and we were like “Hey sexy. Do you still send naked pictures?” and he was like “Who is this?” and we were like “Remember about a month ago in Ocean City, that van that was flashing you numbers?” He was like “Sure” and we said “I was in that van.” and so we started to mess with him and what not. And he was like “Send me a picture of you” and so we sent one of our friend Erica (use to be my best friend but has completely blown me off and I’m done with her). He was interested and was like “What’s your name?” We gave him her first and last name and he asked how old so we said 18. he was like “Well I’m sixteen.” And guys, here it is legal to be with someone over the age of 18 when you are sixteen.

We told him that didn’t matter as long as he was good in bed. He said he’s been told that he was a few times. So we continued to mess with when he asked what kind of picture. We said “Take a guess and hopefully your right.” And he said one. I was like “I’m scared to open it. I don’t want to see his penis!” So she was like “I’ll look and tell you.” So we opened it and she was like “Oh my God! It is! Hand too!“

When he asked for a picture back, he had sent Lisa a picture of himself when they started talking, so we sent that to him. And he was like “No, a picture of you.” I swear this kid must be retarded for not realizing the picture was a picture of him. So we were like “That’s my boyfriend. Isn’t he hot? But he isn’t great in bed.” And he was like “What the hell?” then we said something to him but I can’t remember and then he never texted back. Either he gave up on “me” or just figured out he was being messed with. Or fell asleep. Who knows. But it was pretty hilarious.

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